Blaq Aqua, Blogger
The ‘lokshin salads‘ are back!!!, lol that’s me trying to translate the Kwaito group Amasalad eLokshin, title it’s tacky l know but it’s worth the humor.
AmaSalad Elokshin’s new single #goodizer has the best Kwaito vibes that are off the limit spicy.
To be honest, l have no clue what a #goodizer is but all l know is that it’s something l can’t say in front of mom and whatever it is, ladies want it.
The group has released the visuals for their smash single and it is as beautiful and a masterpiece as the audio track.
I enjoyed watching it so much that l ended up having reminiscing about early 2k Kwaito culture, those days when Mbo Mahocs was a “Kasi Kwaito Kween,” “minwana phezulu!! .
The video is off the tape sauced up with the best combo #cavadacombo, from Nike shoes( next time we don’t want that in a Kwaito/MaPiano videos) to Converse sneakers ( we need more of these in Kwaito/MaPiano videos), amat-shirts, amatrouser,iz’spoti(bucket hat), inhorobago, amadangariya, oh ma guys, maguy’zini.
This official calculation is all pantsula vibes. Cause magents, if you wear Nike in Kwaito videos, what should the hip-hop guys wear?.
I know they can rap in birthday suits and look good in it (Cassper #Amadimoni, l see you!!) cause they have the body, on the other hand, my fellow Kwaito comrades, can’t say the same for you.
Ironically l have never seen a thick Kwaito rapper in his prime.
I love pantsula style type of wear, it’s not only economical and affordable but it’s simple and elegant.
The coloration of the video was downsized which makes it easy for some of us with eye problems to watch it without getting seizures.
Those guys wore so much color l swear Teletubbies ain’t got sh*t on these niggas.
The video was shot in Cowdry Park and Luveve and features a mural of the late CaL_Vin #RIP #LongLiveTheVin.
I was so touched by the way the dancers moved they danced so well in front of the mural, am sure his ghost joined in for a couple of legs throws.
Now speaking of CaL_Vin, he has been ghosting around l was getting spooked the whole week, he has been featured in tracks and stuff so why wouldn’t l be scared?.
This year is definitely CaL_Vin year, that l can say for sure.
His latest feature in Tamy’s “Angila Ndaba“ alongside Nutty O has proved that he liveth.
“Angila Ndaba” Is an IsiNdebele word translated as “I don’t mind” should be the next single and we need a video for it like yesterday.
Okay now back to the Lokshin Salads. If these guys don’t win an award in the Zim Hip-hop Awards, am definitely going to sue the organizers [bestfriend calls, picks up phone| “Hey bestie, l can’t believe it, the Loxion Salads are not nomina…”, cuts the call Ice Cube style].
Am now on my way to the Zim Hip-hop Headquarters, l will not stand this, “at least finish the article!!!”, no the article can stick it.
Am bout to do some nasty tingz righ now (nasty things right now), ain’t nobody gonna play wif me like dat. Gosh, am so stressed l think l need a #goodizer!!!